Follow these tips and you'll know what to do if you're being
burgled.
First Try
Male: Bite him somewhere, but there. He'll run away screaming for his mommy.
Female: Bite her face , tell her its gonna leave a scar. She'll run screaming , "OH SH!T!!! A SCAR?!!! SCAR!!!!!!!!!!".
Second Try
Male: Say something random. Like:
"Its an alien invasion.
THROW DA CHEESE!"
He'll then run off to his momma because he thinks that your mental.
Female:
Throw her gucci purse down to the ground and stomp on it, She'll run away crying,
"THAT WAS WORTH A LIFETIME OF STEALING, DANKEYKANG!".
Third Try
Male: Strip tease and it's a win-win, but not if you're a guy.
Female: Nope. She won't let you touch her, she'll run away blushing
" PERVY HOT GUY! ".
Girls , don't do this.
WARNING!
Don't do this anywhere!