- Get a gun.
- Go naked. (When stripping, make sure you don't piss on someone's head. This will result in a trip to the hospital)
- Then go to a public area like a park.
- Do doggy style with a dog.
- Then claim you are part of the Illuminati.
- And shoot everyone down.
- Then when the police come shoot them and go home.
WARNING!
Don't do this anywhere!