Sky diving dog
Jake the parachute
Best parachute ever!

Rule #1Edit

Don't be nervous. When your skydiving you should always stay calm otherwise you might panic and hit a large structure on your way down or accidentally rip your cord. If you wish you may bring your doge with you for emotional support :3

Rule #2Edit

Never use your dog as a parachute. This is considered animal cruelty since they would probably die if you tried that, it would also just be stupid because dogs don't stretch like that (And IDC if your dog is jake it's still cruel)

Rule #3Edit

Never smoke while you are skydiving, especially if you covered your parachute or yourself in gasoline before diving, otherwise you will end up dying like this poor guy on the rightーーー>