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Cat-burglar


Follow these tips and you'll know what to do if you're being

burgled. 

First Try


Male: Bite him somewhere, but there. He'll run away screaming for his mommy.


Female: Bite her face , tell her its gonna leave a scar. She'll run screaming , "OH SH!T!!! A SCAR?!!! SCAR!!!!!!!!!!".


Second Try

Male: Say something random. Like:

"Its an alien invasion.

THROW DA CHEESE!"

He'll then run off to his momma because he thinks that your mental.

Female:


Throw her gucci purse down to the ground and stomp on it, She'll run away crying,

"THAT WAS WORTH A LIFETIME OF STEALING, DANKEYKANG!".

Third Try

Male: Strip tease and it's a win-win, but not if you're a guy.


Female: Nope. She won't let you touch her, she'll run away blushing

" PERVY HOT GUY! ".


Girls , don't do this.


WARNING!

Don't do this anywhere!